Awesomeness
I love it when it #rains!
Wildest Dreams

dearoldlove:

I used to have terrible nightmares about you leaving me and treating me like dirt. You used to laugh about them when I told you the next morning and tell me over and over not to worry.

Thanks for proving to me that my wildest dreams can, in fact, come true. 

Sharpie

dearoldlove:

I’ve tried for so long to erase you from my life, but your mark still remains.

Backwards

dearoldlove:

We spent a long time going nowhere; without you, I’m going backwards.

Quality of Life

dearoldlove:

I get by without you. It’s a pretty shitty quality of life but I’ll take it.

philolzophy:

Quote Catalog has cataloged an excerpt from PhiLOLZophy: Critical Thinking in Digestible Doses. You can get your copy here.

philolzophy:

Quote Catalog has cataloged an excerpt from PhiLOLZophy: Critical Thinking in Digestible Doses. You can get your copy here.

Odd Hours

dearoldlove:

I still wake during odd hours of the night; and when I do, I search for you. 

comedycentral:

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natureconservancy:

Where the land and the sea intertwine.

natureconservancy:

Where the land and the sea intertwine.