I used to have terrible nightmares about you leaving me and treating me like dirt. You used to laugh about them when I told you the next morning and tell me over and over not to worry.
Thanks for proving to me that my wildest dreams can, in fact, come true.
I’ve tried for so long to erase you from my life, but your mark still remains.
We spent a long time going nowhere; without you, I’m going backwards.
I get by without you. It’s a pretty shitty quality of life but I’ll take it.
I still wake during odd hours of the night; and when I do, I search for you.
Comedy Central Is Now on Amazon Prime Instant Video!
Starting today, you can watch a bunch of your favorite Comedy Central shows on Amazon Prime Instant Video, including Workaholics, Key & Peele, Tosh.0, Ugly Americans, John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show, Chappelle’s Show, RENO 911!, tons of stand-up and more!
If you don’t have Amazon Prime, click here to get a free 30-day trial so you can start watching now.
Where the land and the sea intertwine.